DARN YOU VEGAS FALL WEATHER!

You're cool and collected with your tempting 75 degree weather in the morning, which forces me to put on my boots, and then BAM! you hit me with your evil 90 degrees in the afternoon? You're totally killin' my fall-time-bust out the sweaters and knee-high knits-"high" Vegas Hot-as-hell-non-existent-fall! You're such a jerk Vegas fall weather. You're SO dead to me.

Whatevs. I'll wear my quarter sleeves and boots, arch my brows with attitude, snap my Z snap in your face, and flick my hair behind my shoulder like a diva, because you know what?  

You suck! 

I am wearing:

Shirt, shorts & boots from Buffalo exchange. I'm too lazy and pissed at

 our stupid HOT fall to tell you the brands. Brown knee socks are from target. 

I'm so over it. 

But fashion week is coming up, 

so take some photos of your favorite fall time outfits 

and join in on the fun! 

{Happy Fall Fashion!}

So The other night I'm enjoying  a "Mommy date night" (a date where you don't have Daddy and Baby in toe. You go out by yourself and get a coffee, savor every sip and put your phone on silent for an hour! You shop and enjoy your alone time! You check your hot ass out in the dressing room mirror and take advantage of your Mommy date!) Anyway. I went to buffalo exchange and got myself a few new outfits to celebrate my birthday and spend my store credit. I went when Dustin got off of work. I had spent my day with my son sweating at the park and getting splashed with water while he took his bath. Long story short, I was gross! I get to the check out at Buffalo Exchange and this totally adorable-totally fashionable guy says to me, "Soooo you're going for a WHOLE NEW LOOK ey?!" And I say, "Um, NO! This isn't how I normally dress....I'm a mom, and so I don't ALWAYS look....." (At this point I'm totally embarrassed and mumbling my way through my explanation as to why I'm looking like a complete slob on this particular night to a kid who has NO idea what what life as a parent looks like.) It was one of my shining moments. I DID however contemplate punching him in his totally fashionable little face though. Jerk.

I walked out of there with my bag flung over my shoulder like a total miss-priss because, No, I don't always look like a slob! I DO put on a cute outfit every now and then. SO take that! Cute-fashionable-guy who tries to rain on this stay at home mom's parade! You know nothing.