I thought I'd post a photo of myself with my boyfriends.....
Conversation with my 19 year old brother in law over lunch yesterday:
Me: Did you see my invite on FB for my New Moon party?
Cameron: WHAT? How old are you?
(insert disgusted-you're incredibly lame-face)
Me: Shut up! It's cool. YOU'RE lame!
Cameron: You know, my girlfriend hasn't even seen or read ANY of that Twilight crap!
(insert 'my girlfriend and I are way too cool for you' look on his face)
Me: I think the books are fun to read.....
(I guiltily look down at my plate and push some food around trying to figure out what to say to defend my really REALLY unhealthy obsession with vampire related entertainment....)
Cameron: I don't get the whole vampire thing. Why would ANYONE think a skinny, un-muscular, pale guy (with hairy nips) is hot?! AND the whole werewolf thing? OK, so If Bella and Jacob were doing it, WHAT IF HE MORPHED?! That's some serious bestiality action right there! It's gross.
I chock on my smoothie and spit half of it out laughing my ass of at my Hilarius brother in law.
BUT WHAT IF JACOB DID MORPH?
My mind is exploding.
I don't know what to think....
SO anyway. I'm throwing the biggest twilight party of your life the Saturday before Eclipse comes out! There's nothing like a bunch of grown woman feeling like they're 13 again, celebrating our really REALLY unhealthy obsession with vampires!